James Lumsden & Zach Stortzum

James Lumsden and Zach Stortzum didn’t just win the 2024 Bro Montana Golf Outing—they put the field on a leash and took it for a brisk walk. From the very first tee at Foxford Hills, their scorecards looked more like cheat codes than golf totals, with birdies flying faster than lost balls in the prairie rough. By Friday afternoon they’d built enough daylight to cast their own shadows of legend, hoisting the cup while the chase pack was still reaching for sunscreen. Rumor has it the trophy politely asked for their autographs before they even touched it.

As for Mr. Lumsden, the man in maple-leaf mystique, his victory makes it three titles since 2011—proving that polite Canadian domination is still domination. (We hear he says “sorry” each time he sinks a winning putt, but only in metric.) With Zach’s steady cannon off the tee and James’ north-of-the-border putting touch, the duo left spectators wondering whether next year’s handicap should include snowshoes, tariffs, or both. Congrats, champs—may your passport stamps match your trophy count!